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tea & toast
I'm Peter, I'm 16 and live in Newcastle, Australia. In reality, I actually have no idea what I want to be when I'm older, I would love to do bar tending when I'm young, but I want to get a Communications degree and be a journalist, and a columnist and I'd love to be an accountant, oh and a caterer, a dream job of a food taster oh and get a degree in Event Management and be an event planner and plan weddings, parties, festivals and conferences and I wanted to be a lawyer but ain't nobody got time for that and I want to be employed in tourism, I'd love to own a bakery and a patisserie. I would love to have an office job with a close friend and we always go to each others booths and talk about our weekends and plans for the night. I want to finish my novel I'm writing, only about 80,000 words to go. I want to do an exchange program while I'm at university/college and I would love to write short stories and comics, but not draw them I suck at drawing, I want to own a doggy day care and I want to learn how to make pizza in Italy, I would love to open a coffee stand in New York City or New Jersey, I want to live overseas, I want to adopt a kid and save a life and have a foreign best friend and we can own a small diner together. I never want to slow down, I want to usher for a famous event and meet famous people and get there numbers and text Beyonce and be like, 'hey guuuurl come over mine for a swim'. I want to be a tour guide and I also want to work on a cruise ship and I want to have a really really nice kitchen and entertainment room, and surprise a friend with a trip to overseas with me. And work in a book shop in Europe and make a memory I will never forget. I want to work at a carnival, preferably at the eating contest stalls. I would love to be a movie critic and find someone I could trust with legitimately everything like absolutely everything so I could use them as my conscience and wouldn't have to talk to myself all the time. SO, if you're still reading, you're either fascinated or indubitably bored, I love to have a nice chat so don't be shy! So much to do so little time.

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

rneowies:

How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*

nahthatsnotveryraven:

SOMEONE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OPEN WINDOW IS HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOOM BOX PLAYING I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA AND SCREAMING “TAKE ME BACK LINDA” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

rneerkat:

if i was a pig mother i would scare my children all the time by saying “im bacon… a cake”

zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

rneerkat:

charkoaler:

rneerkat:

the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea

could you not

comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me

kevinless:

oops I forgot to put salad on my croutons again

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